some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand
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It’s a strange feeling. Everywhere I go, I’m the first. Step outside the rover? First guy ever to be there! Climb a hill? First guy to climb that hill! Kick a rock? That rock hadn’t moved in a million years! I’m the first guy to drive long-distance on Mars. The first guy to spend more than thirty-one sols on Mars. The first guy to grow crops on Mars. First, first, first!
TheMartian(2015)dir.RidleyScott
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This tweet is just… Odd. Very odd.
Like… You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??
I want to be absolutely clear that, when I write an alcoholic character, it’s because I think that alcohol addiction and drinking to excess are cool. Just like when I write a criminal, I’m trying to persuade you, the reader, to take up a life of larceny and murder. Just so long as that’s understood.
Oh good, because that’s 100% the message I take from fictional media. For instance, I watched Hannibal for recipes and relationship advice.
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pro tip: if u do make up and get some foundation on ur hands and immediately after wanna clean ur glasses u should probably wash ur hands inbetween unless u wanna have to clean ur glasses twice
you cannot combine washing your hands with cleaning your glasses for this one it doesnt work guys
im so sorry
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This was February’s patron voted Fanart Friday piece of what I thought a rehydrated Ganon might look like! :3c I went for the The Mummy (1999) approach ✨💕
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pro tip: if u do make up and get some foundation on ur hands and immediately after wanna clean ur glasses u should probably wash ur hands inbetween unless u wanna have to clean ur glasses twice
you cannot combine washing your hands with cleaning your glasses for this one it doesnt work guys
im so sorry
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stop specifying “breakfast cereal” that shit is 2 am girlkibble
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